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jellyfish enthusiast, who watches too many TV shows to count, reads more books than she knows what to do with, and has ambitions equally matched with laziness

2014 Reading Challenge

2014 Reading Challenge
Laura has read 14 books toward her goal of 52 books.
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Reblogged from lameborghini-deactivated2013061

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

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bill:

the year is 2046. no one has memed in 15 years since king obama the third make memeing illegal. in the dystopian suburbs of fort lauderdale, sixteen year-old Dogecoin de Grasse Sagan found a sexy fedora in an trash dumpster. he put it on and it made a sweet anime noise. he knew then he, was destined to bring memes back to this stupid idiot planet. he looked at the camera and goes “u mad, world?”

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drakefan666:

a set of tags i was never prepared for

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they-chose-family:

precarioussanity:

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

I read this post and thought “haha yeah that would be scary” and then heard a baby laughing and FREAKED OUT AND ALMOST STARTED CRYING. I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED.

I FORGOT I HAVE A ONE YEAR OLD.

John Winchester is that you

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snorlaxatives:

6 reasons to look forward to october

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tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit

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2headedsnake:

Thomas Cooper Gotch

'The Lantern Parade', 1910, oil on canvas

'Study for the Birthday Party', about 1930, oil on canvas

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Anonymous said: i think about your url a lot

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

i think about what would happen if snorlax took laxatives

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LMAO

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zepzepsbizarreadventure:

i drove by chuck e cheese today. there were 5 cars in the parking lot. on a saturday afternoon. i thought “there are probably 15 kids max in that chuck e cheese” so i pulled into the parking lot and had myself a goddamn blast at chuck e cheese 

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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

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sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

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420kawaii:

420kawaii:

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keep yerr hands off me formula 

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fuk u crabs

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I’m ready 

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merowre

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sooo-two-years-ago:

all the other kids with the

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better run, better run
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Reblogged from shriekajika-deactivated20140402

shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

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